![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well don’t just stand there, ya scabrous flotsam – get a’ shivering! Bwahahaha, that’s more like it! You obviously recognize the three simple facts of life:Ģ.) There is nothing more badass than a pirate (even if it’s Johnny Depp sashaying about in mascara.) Sacking formerly prosperous colonies into fiery ruin alongside your crew of drunken buccaneers, forcing snooty enemy captains to walk the plank after making off with their fancy doo-dads, or showing a buxom doxy just how you got the name “Long John” – it’d bring a tear to me eye if that murderous winged devil hadn’t torn it right out of the socket. "Sacking formerly prosperous colonies into fiery ruin alongside your crew of drunken buccaneers, forcing snooty enemy captains to walk the plank after making off with their fancy doo-dads, or showing a buxom doxy just how you got the name “Long John” – it’d bring a tear to me eye if that murderous winged devil hadn’t torn it right out of the socket."Īye, no doubt yer timbers are already shivering in anticipation of wreaking untold havoc across the Spanish Main. Sid Meier's Pirates! - Live the Life (PC) review ![]()
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